I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Send help, water and tortillas.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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