I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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