If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am puke
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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