i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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