So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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