My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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