did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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