i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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