it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My vagina is very pro this idea
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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