You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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