So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
