Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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