We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
