He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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