Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
