I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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