currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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