But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I only lived at night.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
They are going to name an STD after you.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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