What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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