I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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