Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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