I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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