We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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