dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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