Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I love having hate sex.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
