what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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