You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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