Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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