at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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