it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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