Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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