whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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