Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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