with your own penis?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
