Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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