New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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