It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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