I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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