Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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