Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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