She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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