Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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