dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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