Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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