i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor