i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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