I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
