bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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