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I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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