Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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