is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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