Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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