i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.