so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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