he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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