I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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