brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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