if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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